Sezon 1

• s01e01 Pilot
  
• s01e02 Big Flappy Bastards
  
• s01e03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
  
• s01e04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
  
• s01e05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
  
• s01e06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
  
• s01e07 If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
  
• s01e08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
  
• s01e09 Phase One Complete
  
• s01e10 Merry Thanksgiving
  
• s01e11 Alan Harper Frontier Chiropractor
  
• s01e11 Alan Harper Frontier Chiropractor
  
• s01e12 Camel Filters + Pheromones
  
• s01e13 Sara Like Puny Alan
  
• s01e14 I Can't Afford Hyenas
  
• s01e15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
  
• s01e16 That Was Saliva Alan (2)
  
• s01e17 Ate The Hamburgers Wearing The Hats
  
• s01e18 An Old Flame With a New Wick
  
• s01e19 I Remember the Coatroom I Just Don't Remember You
  
• s01e20 Hey I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
  
• s01e21 No Sniffing No Wowing
  
• s01e22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
  
• s01e23 Just Like Buffalo
  
• s01e24 Can You Feel My Finger?
  

Sezon 2

• s02e01 Back Off Mary Poppins
  
• s02e02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
  
• s02e03 A Bag Full of Jawea
  
• s02e04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
  
• s02e05 Bad News from the Clinic
  
• s02e06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
  
• s02e07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
  
• s02e08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
  
• s02e09 Yes Monsignor
  
• s02e10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
  
• s02e11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
  
• s02e12 A Lungful of Alan
  
• s02e13 Get Off My Hair
  
• s02e14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
  
• s02e15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
  
• s02e16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
  
• s02e17 Woo-Hoo A Hernia-Exam!
  
• s02e18 It Was Mame Mom
  
• s02e19 A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
  
• s02e20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
  
• s02e21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
  
• s02e22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
  
• s02e23 Squab Squab Squab Squab Squab
  
• s02e24 Does This Smell Funny to You?
  

Sezon 3

• s03e01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
  
• s03e02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
  
• s03e03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
  
• s03e04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
  
• s03e05 We Called It Mr Pinky
  
• s03e06 Hi Mr Horned One
  
• s03e07 Sleep Tight Puddin' Pop
  
• s03e08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
  
• s03e09 Madame and Her Special Friend
  
• s03e10 Something Salted and Twisted
  
• s03e11 Santa's Village of the Damned
  
• s03e12 That Special Tug
  
• s03e13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium
  
• s03e14 Love Isn't Blind It's Retarded
  
• s03e15 My Tongue is Meat
  
• s03e16 Ergo The Booty Call
  
• s03e17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
  
• s03e18 The Spit Covered Cobbler
  
• s03e19 Golly Moses She's A Muffin
  
• s03e20 Always a Bridesmaid Never a Burro
  
• s03e21 And the Plot Moistens
  
• s03e22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
  
• s03e23 Arguments for the Quickie
  
• s03e24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
  

Sezon 4

• s04e01 Working for Caligula
  
• s04e02 Who's Vod Kanockers
  
• s04e03 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
  
• s04e04 A Pot Smoking Monkey
  
• s04e05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
  
• s04e06 Apologies for the Frivolity
  
• s04e07 Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head
  
• s04e08 Release the Dogs
  
• s04e09 Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
  
• s04e10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
  
• s04e11 Walnuts and Demerol
  
• s04e12 Castrating Sheep in Montana
  
• s04e13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
  
• s04e14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
  
• s04e15 My Damn Stalker
  
• s04e16 Young People Have Phlegm Too
  
• s04e17 I Merely Slept With a Commie
  
• s04e18 It Never Rains in Hooterville
  
• s04e19 Smooth as a Ken Doll
  
• s04e20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
  
• s04e21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
  
• s04e22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
  
• s04e23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
  
• s04e24 Prostitutes and Gelato
  

Sezon 5

• s05e01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
  
• s05e02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
  
• s05e03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
  
• s05e04 City of Great Racks
  
• s05e05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
  
• s05e06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
  
• s05e07 The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
  
• s05e08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
  
• s05e09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
  
• s05e10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
  
• s05e11 Meander to Your Dander
  
• s05e12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
  
• s05e13 The Soil is Moist
  
• s05e14 Winky-Dink Time
  
• s05e15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
  
• s05e16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
  
• s05e17 Fish In A Drawer
  
• s05e18 If My Hole Could Talk
  
• s05e19 Waiting For The Right Snapper
  

Sezon 6

• s06e01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child
  
• s06e02 Pie Hole, Herb
  
• s06e03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
  
• s06e04 The Flavin' and the Mavin
  
• s06e05 A Jock Strap in Hell
  
• s06e06 It's Always Nazi Week
  
• s06e07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy
  
• s06e08 Pinocchio's Mouth
  
• s06e09 The Mooch at the Boo
  
• s06e10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
  
• s06e11 The Devil's Lube
  
• s06e12 Thank God for Scoliosis
  
• s06e13 I Think You Offended Don
  
• s06e14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
  
• s06e15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat
  
• s06e16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
  
• s06e17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
  
• s06e18 My Son's Enormous Head
  
• s06e19 The Two Finger Rule
  
• s06e20 Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
  
• s06e21 Above Exalted Cyclops
  
• s06e22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
  
• s06e23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
  
• s06e24 Baseball Was Better With Steroids
  

Sezon 7

• s07e01 818-jklpuzo
  
• s07e02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
  
• s07e03 Mmm, Fish. Yum
  
• s07e04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
  
• s07e05 For The Sake Of The Child
  
• s07e06 Give Me Your Thumb
  
• s07e07 Untainted By Filth
  
• s07e08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
  
• s07e09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
  
• s07e10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room
  
• s07e11 Warning, It's Dirty
  
• s07e12 Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste
  
• s07e13 Yay, No Polyps!
  
• s07e14 Crude And Uncalled For
  
• s07e15 Aye, Aye, Captain
  
• s07e16 Tinkle Like a Princess
  
• s07e17 I Found Your Moustache
  
• s07e18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
  
• s07e19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
  
• s07e20 I Called Him Magoo
  
• s07e21 Gumby with a Pokey
  
• s07e22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
  

Sezon 8

• s08e01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
  
• s08e02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
  
• s08e03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus
  
• s08e04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
  
• s08e05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
  
• s08e06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
  
• s08e07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
  
• s08e08 Springtime on a Stick
  
• s08e09 A Good Time in Central Africa
  
• s08e10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
  
• s08e11 Dead From the Waist Down
  
• s08e12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
  
• s08e13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
  
• s08e14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs
  
• s08e15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
  
• s08e16 That Darn Priest
  

Sezon 9

• s09e01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
  
• s09e02 People Who Love Peepholes
  
• s09e03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
  
• s09e04 Nine Magic Fingers
  
• s09e05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
  
• s09e06 The Squat and The Hover
  
• s09e07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
  
• s09e08 Thanks for the Intercourse
  
• s09e09 Frodo's Headshots
  
• s09e10 Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
  
• s09e11 What A Lovely Landing Strip
  
• s09e12 One false move, Zimbabwe!
  
• s09e13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
  
• s09e14 A Possum on Chemo
  
• s09e15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
  
• s09e16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy